BUMPER STICKERS
| Forget about World Peace...
Visualize using your turn signal |
| Your kid may be an honors student,
but you're still an idiot |
| I'm not as think
as you drunk I am |
| Horn Broken.
Watch for finger |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes,use birth control |
| We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart |
| He who laughs last thinks slowest |
| Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math |
| It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you |
| Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy |
| Change is inevitable, except from vending machine |
| I love cats... They taste just like chicken |
| Time is what keeps everything from happening at once |
| Out of my mind...
Back in 5 minutes |
| Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it |
| OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? |
| Where there's a will,
I want to be in it |
| I took an IQ test
and the results were negative |
| Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges |
No radio Already stolen |
| Sorry,
I don't date outside my species |
| When you do a good deed, get a receipt In case heaven is like the IRS |
| If you don't like the news, go out and make some |
| Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition |
| I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian |
| Montana
At least our cows are sane! |
| Work is for people who don't know how to fish |
| Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician |
| All men are idiots, and I married their King |
| Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep |
I brake for no apparent reason |
Cover me, I am changing lanes |
| All generalizations are false |
| I get enough exercise just pushing my luck |
Rehab is for quitters |
| Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot |
| The more people I meet, the more I like my dog |
Born Free... Taxed to Death |
| Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons |
| I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it |
| Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW |
| Tell me to 'stuff it' I'm a taxidermist |
| IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got |
| Time is the best teacher, Unfortunately it kills all its students |
| It's lonely at the top, but you eat better |
| According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist |
| Some people are only alive cause its illegal to kill |
| Pride is what we have.
Vanity is what others have |
| A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory |
| Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? |
| How can I miss you if you won't go away? |
| Give me ambiguity or give me something else |
| We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse |
| Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot |
| Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else |
| Friends help move. Real friends help you move bodies |
| Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes |
| Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy |
| Consciousness: That annoying time between naps |
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| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home |
| Beauty is in the eye of the
beer holder.. |
| There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't |
| Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? |
| Ever stop to think and forget to start again? |